I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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