so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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