Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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