You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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