He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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