How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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