google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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