That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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