better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Randomize
