Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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