He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.