yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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