Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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