Pappa wants mamma naked
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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