I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
