wat bout pragnant strippers??
Nicole vs. Life
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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