Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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