just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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