It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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