Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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