oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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