My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The beer is more important than you right now.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize