That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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