Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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