Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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