i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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