I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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