soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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