i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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