I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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