is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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