I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize