There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize