idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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