She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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