The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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