Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
