You made me cry and you don't even care
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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