Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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