But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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