i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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