I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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