in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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