Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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