dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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