best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
