So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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