he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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