pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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