he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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