No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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