I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
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I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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