So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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